Do you want to tell me again
That I ain't right for you
Meet me face to face
And tell me again how blue

You are to have to tell me
Honestly and true
That whatever I am
I just ain't right for you

Do you want to tell me again
You're sad to have to say
You would like to take me on
But there'd be too much in the way

Too much to lose
If you should choose to take me on
But you do like the way I talk
And the way I sing a song

Do you want to tell me again
How lovely you think I am
That when we're close together
I remind you of a roll and the spam

I used to so enjoy
From Henry Healey's and
You'll always remember me as
Your favourite one night stand

I just ain't I just ain't right for you
I just ain't I just ain't right for you
Boo hoo hoo, boo hoo
Boo hoo, please pass the spam
Please do, please do, boo hoo
Boo hoo
Boo hoo
Boo hoo
Boo - hoo